Dooty-doot. Here we go.
Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of Google results. Have fun!
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Katherine needs some rules to follow." Thanks for the gripping advice, Dr. Phil.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Katherine looks like a mix between my grandma and a high school nerd" & "Katherine looks like she's been body-slammed one hundred times before." Someone doesn't like the way Katherine looks.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Katherine says she enjoys complex storytelling and approaches each piece in an abstract way." Katherine sounds smart.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Katherine wants to be a mom" & "Katherine wants to get Knocked Up." No, she doesn't.
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Katherine does not nod or shake her head." Katherine is still thinking about it, apparently.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Katherine hates the pettiness and stifling routine of school, which is relieved only by her piano lessons with a gifted young teacher, Justin Vigneras." Apparently describes the plot of the Madeleine L'Engle book The Small Rain
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Katherine asks about whole grains." They're interesting.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Katherine likes to be up around people's faces so she can give them kisses, and she likes to ride around on shoulders." So? Who doesn't?
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Katherine eats solid food." And loves it.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Katherine wears a jewelled crown and wears a jewelled loros with thorakion and red slippers." St. Katherine that is.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Katherine was arrested for trespass at 501 Lighthouse." Not 501 Lighthouse!
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. "Katherine loves her some pink Jesus!" I love all colors of Jesus. The touch, the feel.
